Sunday, November 4, 2007

OMG, Tom Ford!

Wow Tom Ford.......Wow. I love giving candid interviews and then asking the magazine to candidly photoshop me a new ass crack. After careful study, I would bet my pinkie toe that Mr. Ford's actual crack ends where the arrow indicates. The remaining yard of crack seems to be entirely fictional. Note the model on the right's rather imperfect crack - MORE proof! Please feel free to click on the images to get the full Tom Ford Experience.

And here is Mr. Ford's new fragrance ad, also garnishing the pages of OUT Magazine:

Oh yes. I kid you not. At least he had the foresight to put the scent flap on the thigh, leaving room for creativity in his next ad.

Thank GOD to the slow checkout line at Whole Foodz!

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